Half an iPhone conversation, overheard on a London bus:
‘I was thinking of getting that jacket, but didn’t like the feel of the material. Then the guy in the shop came up and tried to persuade me to buy it.
‘He claimed that Kanye West was in his shop yesterday and was getting measured up for a bespoke leather jacket.
‘What a lie! And he was stupid to tell that lie to me! I follow the Kardashians and I know full well that Kanye West wasn’t even in England yesterday!
‘I don’t like his music, but I think he looks cool.’
If only critical attention to lies and inconsistency had a different focus.
Tony Norfield, 9 December 2015